Most Recent Dreams.
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exploding manhole cover
i dreamt that a manhole cover shot up 500 feet in the air and nearly blew up a young women. oh wait, that was real.
241
Reunited
I talked to someone from old times.

It was amicable.

It was a dream.
467
Wimbledon Results
Last night I dreamt,

I beat Roger Federer and instead of a trophy I got to go clubbing with TIger Woods' pornstar mistresses. It was the worst dream I ever dreamt.

Then I woke up.
980
No More Poor!
Last night I dreamed...

That the Obama Administration got rid of the Bush Tax Cuts for the top 1% and gave some cash to poor people. Cities were much prettier and people were happier.

...Then I woke up in a dorm that cost millions of dollars to make for rich kids.
908
Meredith Viera's New Job
Last night,
I dreamed Meredith Viera ran the Tufts Naked Quad Run. When I say "ran" I mean in both senses. In reality, she ran it as a student. In my dream, she was the supervisor. More legit than being a TV whore I guess.
Then I woke up.
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test dream
Once upon a time...
657
Death by DASH Diet
Last night,
I dreamed I was dying from high blood pressure even though I do NOT have diabetes. An evil doctor shoved my face full of fruits and grains until I almost vomited in my sleep. I didn't officially die because I hear you can't die in your own dreams? Has anyone actually died in them as opposed to dying? Anywho...
Then I woke up.
617
Boston Tornado Kills 1
This one was a nap so I hope it counts? It was like that movie TWISTER and my dog went flying!!!!!! I woke up at that moment and screamed loud enough to wake a roommate. Last time I pass out to FOX News. What a daymare. Best wishes to the East Coast of the Western world tonight....
212
Wiener Hacker Caught!
Last night I dreamed I got arrested for hacking into Anthony Wiener's Twitter account. Then I woke up. It wasn't me. #Injustice?
617
Confessions of a Basketball Wife
Last night I dreamed I was marrying LeBron James. Then I woke up.

Too much "Khloe and Lamar"?
310
Louis Farrakhan Tried to Kill Me
I watched YouTube clips of his anti-Semitic rants and last night I dreamed he was chasing me down the hallways of my middle school calling me the n-word. Then I woke up. What does this even mean?
780
The Real John Edwards Sex Tape
...Was exactly as reported plus a cameo by Senator John Kerry, who walked in the room (my room for some reason, don't know why I would offer it) and yelled, "Hope is on the way!"

Thank God I woke up.
482
It IS Gay In a 3 Way
Last night I dreamed about Andy Samberg, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jesse Eisenberg because I saw them all on SNL on YouTube on the same stage.
First. they were joking about how their last names ended with "-berg."
Next, Mark Zuckerberg said it IS gay if it's a threesome with two boys and a girl for many reasons.
Finally, Jesse Eisenberg said it's gay if it's a threesome with Lady Gaga.
Then, I woke up.
508
Don't Taze Me, Sis!
My sisters and I ran up creepy staircases in a fancy hotel.
When we got to the top, it was a roof and looked like the flying elevator scene at the end of the good WILLY WONKA movie.
Security came up and tazed me but not my sisters.
Then I woke up.
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